dicksplit:

Singing Chandelier by Sia in the shower

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😭😭😭

😭😭😭



nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell



residentevils:

when someone else says they love my fav character

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a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.



thisoneredheadkid:

king-anteros:

I just asked someone out on the most tentative date of my life. But, I’m determined to make it happen, and I’m determined to make it awesome. 

He’s also 1000+ miles away

Details. It’s just a number. ;) 



queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought



I just asked someone out on the most tentative date of my life. But, I’m determined to make it happen, and I’m determined to make it awesome. 



did-you-kno:

Same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada since before Twitter even existed. Source

did-you-kno:

Same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada since before Twitter even existed. Source



(Source: scolipede)



serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”



If this post gets enough notes, I’ll totally post a topless tuesday today. 



spenceromg:

people who randomly compliment you on something you are insecure about are the nicest kind of people

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by (denise sakaki)

by (denise sakaki)

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